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How to lose 45 pounds

6 months ago I did a post on losing 40 lbs. Now it's time for a rehash of that post. It's also a draft for my 7th TM speech, "Research your topic" I lost 45 lbs in less then two years, and today I'm going to tell you how I did it. First of all, let's see what we're talking about: (Snatches a 45 lbs kettlebell) This is 45 lbs. You can pass it around. Please don't loose it! By the way, let's revisit the terms. Do you think it's possible to loose 45 pounds? Try it! I'm sure it would be easy to find. So first of all, you never lose 45 lbs at once. You need to slice it and dice it, chip little pieces, an ounce here, a quarter-pound there, and you keep doing other stuff to keep your mind occupied. Weight loss is what happens to you while you're busy doing other stuff. Same goes for weight gain. And growing old. And getting strong. And loosing your mind. It all takes time and consistency. Now let's see if we have some weight loss experts h

What technology wants

-Hello I'm a Verizon FIOS customer service representative. -No. You are not. You are a machine. Can I speak to a real person? -I can help you. -No. You can not. We tried it before and you could not help me. I want to speak to a human being. Take me to your leader! -Please listen carefully because our menu options have changed... -I don't care about your menu options! I care about my problem! You don't understand it because you are a stupid robot! I want to speak to an agent! A Human! Flash and Blood!!! -I don't understand! -YOU IDIOT!!! GO AWAY!!! GIMME HUMAN!!! HOMO SAPIENS!!! AAAAAHHH!!! ... and then the voice answering service turned passive-aggressive on me. It turned the elevator music on and became unresponsive. There's a happy end to this story, but first let's talk about what technology wants. "What Technology Wants" is a book by Kevin Kelly , a founding editor of Wired magazine.  If you read it you'd learn that Technology is ver