Take the pill
A guy comes to the doctor as says: " I have a head ache and a stomach ache." The doctor answers: "I have just the thing for you. Wait." He leaves and comes back with a giant pill the size of a car tire. He breaks it in half and says: "This half is for your head ache. This half is for your stomach ache. Just be careful not to mix them up..." When I was in my twenties I used to love this joke. I did not realize the joke was on me. My hero back than was Jim Morrison, the lead singer of The Doors. He died young. Back than I thought it was a good idea. The three other members of the band tell that when the Doors were doing a live concerts, the fans would bring and offer them pills. You know, the pills they used to take in the 60-s, some pills take you high , some pills take you low, some pills speed you up. Some pills slow you down. Well, some members of the band refused to take the pills from the fans, or took one sometimes. And they lived to tell the story.